#old projector

[bruciemilf]

We as a society need to take advantage of Bruce’s movie trauma more.

First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, he’d also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?

I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasn’t watched one.

When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.

Steph: Okay so, it’s her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her mother’s exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!

Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]

Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.

[ultravioletence]

New most transfemme way to read HDG just dropped. Prove me wrong.

[phaoi]

inspired by this post here are my top five chaotic/ funny tour moments (that I personally experienced)!

1. meeting dnp & showing them the phrats only for dan to drop his and joke that he killed his rat-self

2. being behind dnp at tsa at the airport in copenhagen but being too tired/ scared to say hi only to see them again at baggage claim in berlin and somehow leaving the airport in the midst of them and their crew while wearing a fucking wad hoodie…

3. all of us waiting at the wrong stage door in amsterdam. so when they came out through the other one no one noticed and they had to shout to get our attention

4. berlin choosing “scheiße” for like every single role model or nole-model answer and the answers written on the screen getting more and more unhinged bc of the “ß”

5. all the phannies leaving tit amsterdam somehow getting stuck in 1st class on the train out of the city and not being able to move to 2nd class bc the train was too full. so all the phannies just chilled with the business men going home from work

[villainbait]

sylus being into old horror movies is something that i find very endearing (maybe he's just into the horror genre in general).

for anyone who cares or is curious the movie I'm pretty sure he references that he put on for us in his level 55 secret time midnight warmth is Dracula (1931).

also if you do quality time and work out with him at night there's a line where he will say that we look exhausted or something and maybe we should watch a few horror movies together to get our (the MC) heart pumping.

i feel like he finds the horror genre amusing and isn't scared. he probably thinks its cute we get scared too.

[rr-sheep]

This Stuff is over 5 years old but I hope you still like it (so much change)

🖤 [B.A.T.I.M] 🖤

[littlewebtreasures]

Animated Clipart Household Appliances from the CD 3D Animated Clipart

[bisexualmultifandommess]

A Clark Tells Lex the Truth AU where instead of it being super angsty (well maybe a little) Clark invites Lex over to tell him everything and Lex is both fascinated and baffled when he gets to the Kents and sees that Clark has prepared an almost 30 page PowerPoint explaining his secret

There’s definitely a Q&A at the end of the presentation.

[cherrylacroix]

[jojo-heritage-posts]

who ever put The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime on usa high school english curriculum is going to receive a pipe bomb from me expeditiously this shit is like cia level torture

[amrv-5]

Just gave my first ever graduate work presentation please clap

[youreaclownnow]

Went to an arcade bar and died a 1000 times in games

[jonathanbyersphd]

🕯️ Jancy reading each other to filth in the woods in s5 🕯️

[theredhoodedcryptid]

So, for anyone curious as to how I'm watching the 1960s Batman show:

DVDs I've borrowed from the library because it's not streaming on anything I own and I'm not paying YouTube of all places for it.

On a Play Station 2 because that's the only disc player I own currently.

On a projector I also borrowed from the library because I don't own a TV currently.

I'm not saying this is the only correct way to watch this show, but it does feel pretty nice.

[eclipsedcrystalstar]

Why did only the boys theology class get shown the passion of Christ in freshman year. Cmon why not show the girls the gorey Jesus movie too

[alpineshift]

Hi! Prompts! Yay!

I really loved the miscommunication April prompt fic so I wonder if you could please use that world for prompt 23. I thought I lost you. ? Except it’s just Nico being over dramatic when he can’t find Jack on the magic school campus (he’s just in the library basement trying to find a rare book for his latest research paper).

(More thoughts: I love the idea Nico being the softy cute dramatic one & Jack is just like why my guy? I know I look good but no one wants a pretty face that has opinions (only want that pretty mouth for other things). So he’s kinda suspicious and that’s also why the flowers were such an insult!!!! Because Jack took it as ‘I don’t want you for your thoughts, just be pretty & dumb for me’ and that’s happened so many times before that he’s had Enough. And has started to respect himself more (no dick is worth being undervalued like that) so courting Nico is a Big Deal. And sometimes he hides out in the library buried under his books & research. But nico thinks he’s lost! And searches all the other libraries and greenhouses before finding him. And Jack has to reassure him that no I do like spending time with you I’m not hiding from u but this is new because I haven’t been courted / dated someone before that o want to make it work with and it’s a lot to process. And Nico reassures him like baby I love that u study pls let me proof read ur drafts (j’s sentences are too long because he writes like he thinks so there’s no breaks which is also how I write oops) and rant to me about the archaic views you read about today.

(then they fuck about it) and they all lived happily ever after

lol this is probably longer than ur bullet stories would be but here ya go 🎁

anon I think you may have already written the prompt yourself LOOL (ilu ❤️). for context, this is the OG miscommunication prompt fill!

23. “I thought I’d lost you.”

After their absolutely ridiculous first meeting (and first misunderstanding!) Nico, understandably, takes it slow with courting Jack.

Slow, because he thinks it's unwise to go all in for a fresh relationship anyway, unintentional offences notwithstanding, but also slow because Nico's paranoid he's going to make another awful faux pas and gift Jack flowers that accidentally says his ass is flat or something. He's spending an absurd of time researching American courting culture and losing sleep over it.

"Just bring him out to dinner and go for a walk to see the sunset," Timo tells him, exasperated. "You're trying to date a guy, not an alien from outer space."

Look, Nico just wants to do a good job, okay? And hopefully charm himself into Jack's good graces while he's at it. Except, it's getting weirdly difficult to find Jack, to bring him food or gifts or ask him out on a date. The Bern Campus isn't actually that big; where on earth can Jack be? He wanders across the grounds, trying and failing not to look like a sad puppy as he searches for the other witch. What did he do wrong? Was it too late to beg for forgiveness?

And suddenly--there's a frenzy of people rushing down to the lake. "One of the Americans fell in!"

Nico nearly pulls a muscle rushing over, only to stop short when he sees one of Jack's colleagues crawling out of the water (he remembers them; he was one of the few snickering the night Nico insulted Jack with the flowers), furiously embarrassed after getting caught goofing off in a restricted area on the docks. And suddenly, there's someone standing next to him, a snort, and a familiar voice. "Man, way to live up to the asshole stereotypes, just what we needed."

It's Jack, in broad daylight, kind of under-dressed in sweat pants and a t-shirt, chilling next to him. Nico gapes at him before Jack glances over, eyebrows knitting together in confusion. "Uh, Nico? You ok--?" And Nico just pulls him into a hug and blurts out, "I thought I'd lost you."

He'd be mortified at his own admission if he didn't hear Jack's breathing hitch by his ear, and feel Jack's arms immediately rest along the spot between his shoulder blades, hugging Nico back. "Lost me? But I'm right here?"

So Nico had been half-right; Jack isn't avoiding him, but he did lose track of time working in the basement of the library. Jack also doesn't hate him, but he does have a bit of a hard time believing Nico has no ulterior motives when it came to quote unquote 'buttering him up'

"People are assholes, Hischier, and I'm not saying you are but, look, there's just been a few jerks lately with all their assumptions that's put me off dating for little while, alright? They think they can send me cupid-charm cards or pay for dinner once and I take my pants off for them."

"Then I'll court you until you say you're ready to date, if you ever want that at all. We go at your pace, we pause when you think I'm being too much, and if you realize you don't like me at all--well, we'll call it off." (It hurts to say it, but more than anything, Nico just wants to reassure Jack). "I can respect that, I promise."

He needn't have worried, honestly. Because there's a slow, flustered smile creeping up on Jack's face, and his cheeks are rosy with the most endearing blush. "Well, hang on. I didn't say anything about calling anything off. Fuck, let's get outta here--last thing I want is an audience when we talk about our feelings. And the basement's actually not half bad."

send me a jacknico prompt!